I met this fine ass dude about a month ago when I was having drinks with some buddies at one of our regular hangouts. I was eye fucking this dude hard from across the bar all night. He just had this swagger and confidence about him that kept drawing me in. I knew his buddy that he was there with, so I tried to get some intel out of him, but he told me the guy was straight. After enough beers I figured I would take my chances and chat this guy up anyway. Turns out that he was into dudes.