Don't mess with your roommate, unless it leads to something good. Dude came home to find a bunch of people in the room, and all he wanted was to sleep. After getting pranked with silly string in the bathroom, he finally had enough and kicked everybody out. Just for them to later come back in the room and t-bag the hell out of him while he was sleeping. Dude got so upset that the only way to calm him down was to offer him blow jobs for a month. Although hes not gay, he was definitely thinking about it, till he finally gave in to his urges. From that moment on, the hanging out at the dorm became a college male orgy. And that is exactly how everybody wanted the party to be.